Lunatic, Lunatic, Lunatic

Lyrics

("Brothers and sisters, sometimes you feel like you can't succeed. And I'm here to tell you that you're probably right. But if you stay strong, everything will be alright.") Allison's got a crackpot mind She tries to flex it all the time But it's of no use, she's clearly lost her screws She bares her teeth and paints them green She can be a drama queen She's got no needs, she sleeps on trampolines The boys all say she's just a fool But I know that she's so much more She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic Allison's a parable For the risks being terrible She's 4'2" and crazy as a loon She hops the bar, she keeps it cool She sheds her top in Marshall's pool The guys make eyes at the naked girl Who's showing off her tits in a co-ed pool She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic Someone save her from herself Someone save her from herself And get her home Allison's got a crackpot mind She tries to flex it all the time But it's of no use, she's clearly lost her screws The boys all say she sucked their dicks She claims that she's a feminist She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic