Your Goddamn Birthday

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It's your goddamn birthday But I don't wanna celebrate you Maybe someday when you're nicer Maybe I'll enjoy being with you Imagine if we both had iPods – or maybe just one and we shared earbuds You'd whine until you get to hear the group I don't like And then I'd whine because now I'm listening to a band I don't like But I'd put up with it for a little while You'd eventually ask me what's wrong and I'd emphatically say that I'm fine Because it's your goddamn birthday But I don't wanna celebrate you Maybe someday when you're nicer Maybe I'll enjoy being with you Please stop calling me muggle You say I can't understand your love of Harry Potter But he had as much impact on me as other things that don't exist like Jesus Christ But something that was popular were the jerks who made high school hell for you And that doesn't make them right but listen, I gotta be real with you (in just a second) You say you don't have a victim complex and to drive that statement home You took to social media to share a nine-point essay all about All the things that your ex did to you and how you didn't deserve that crap Like when she said you had a victim complex and you broke up with her Remember, you broke up with her, motherfucker It's your goddamn birthday But I don't wanna celebrate you Maybe someday when you're nicer Maybe I'll enjoy being with you It's your goddamn birthday But I don't wanna celebrate you Maybe someday when you're nicer Maybe I'll enjoy being with you