Why Don’t Girls Like Me?

Lyrics

Did you ever wake up With the prospect That nobody of The opposite sex Is gonna call you When you get home from work? And did you ever spend a day off by yourself Because nobody of The opposite sex Cared if you were Free that night or not? Well, if so, I think that you and I should go bowling And moan about our problems and our exes and our break ups And where we keep on goin' wrong Maybe it's the fact that I'm slightly overweight Or all the girls that want me are underage Oh, maybe... Oh, just maybe... Oh, why don't girls likе me? Oh, why don't girls like me? Oh, why don't girls likе me that way? Someone asked me what kind of girl I might seek I said I'd settle For one who likes me And she says "I guess I'm not your type" Cause girls are fickle And maybe that's why They'd rather gouge out Their own eyes With a toothpick than to ever take me home Oh, why don't girls like me? Oh, why don't girls like me? Oh, why don't girls like me that way? Did you notice that I just changed keys? Well, girls don't care about things like these But, if you did can I take you home for something to eat? I gotta a ragged-out car so it's not much fun To go crusin' 'round in the Florida sun But I got the coolest record collection that you're ever gonna see We could get a bottle of Boone's Farms And you could fall asleep in my arms Oh, why don't girls like me? Oh, why don't girls like me? Oh, why don't girls like me that way? Oh, why don't girls like me? Oh, why don't girls like me? Oh, why don't girls like me that way?