The True Story Of Triforce Mike

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I knew a guy named Triforce Mike and every time I was in his line of sight He would say "hello" and touch my balls This is a very true story and I considered calling the cops Homeslice loved to touch me there and I would beg him to knock it off He touched my balls a lot, He touched my balls a lot And he would grab my sack down at A Comic Shop He touched my balls a lot, He touched my balls a lot Mike would touch my balls every chance he got He threw up at one of my shows and it cleared the floor But when he got it all out, well then he got right back up and started dancin' up a storm This is a very true story, one that I'm kind of embarrassed to tell But what can I say? He was all about my testicular shell He touched my balls a lot, He touched my balls a lot And he would grab my sack down at A Comic Shop He touched my balls a lot, He touched my balls a lot Mike would touch my balls every chance he got No head play, no shaft play, it was ball-thirty All horse play, no foreplay, if he touched your balls you gotta sing this with me He touched my balls a lot, He touched my balls a lot And he would grab my sack down at A Comic Shop He touched my balls a lot, He touched my balls a lot Mike would touch my balls every chance he got