Show Me How To Shine Shoes

Lyrics

"MC Wreckshin and Rappy McRapperson wrote the catchiest song of 2010, but unfortunately, you can't play it on the radio, you can't sing it around the water cooler, you can't sing it around your kids or in public at all, and to remedy this problem Marc with a C humbly presents to you..." Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes (Let me show ya how to shine a shoe!) Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes (Let me show ya how to shine a shoе!) Show me how to shine shoes, shinе shoes Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes (Let me show ya how to shine a shoe!) Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes (Let me show ya how to shine a shoe!) Steppin' out my Rollsroyce, I made a bold choice Wrapped around [?], shined a shoe, got my rat voice Turned out I'm shinin' shoes, tons of [?] juice School you in the shoe shine game, let me show you This random dude was waiting at the bus stop Should I grab his shoe and shine it, why the hell not? The night time is a tight time If you don't want me to shine you then it's fight time I'll beat you up, and make you sit down And grab your shoe and shine it, well whose the man now It's me, I'm the man, number one in the land, three rags in my hand, like Jay-Z Then it's onto the next one, shine so many random dudes shoes, they call me Matt Shoestrong Tonight I'm shinin' 50 shoes, if you don't know how... Let me show you Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes (Let me show ya how to shine a shoe!) Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes (Let me show ya how to shine a shoe!) Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes (Let me show ya how to shine a shoe!) Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes (Let me show ya how to shine a shoe!) Yo, biddy biddy, love me pretty, oughta shoe polish her Polish all your [?] at the mall Call us "1-800-Show-Me-How-To-Shine-Shoes" Rappy and Wreckshin, we will show you Teach you the way, ooh a shoe-horn [?] Lollypoppin', boot blackin', polishin' hard We teach you how to wax it, we quote "body-hack" it We teach you to shalack it, shine up all the aglets So fresh and so clean, clean, this is the dream, dream Michael J Fox was a boot blackin' wolf-teen Viscer eal skeletal, soak the suave material Shine a giant shoe of a large mutant [?] Call me Wolverine, rine, watch me with a kiwi Shoe shiners in the booth, you know they fearin' me Ya hearin' me? Shinin' shoes no sweat Ya know we be keepin' all the boot rags wet Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes (Let me show ya how to shine a shoe!) Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes (Let me show ya how to shine a shoe!) Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes (Let me show ya how to shine a shoe!) Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes (Let me show ya how to shine a shoe!) Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes ("We did it, we shined all their shoes!") Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes Show me how to shine shoes, shine shoes "Shine shoes everyday..."