No Kidding

Lyrics

You don't understand the business end, I can't tell you what the product is We provide goods and services for a nominal fee We're listed in the first volume of the white part of the phone book Don't call if you have to ask, we don't have time for questions Just stop me if you've heard this one about how the west was really won Satisfaction's guaranteed if you act right now Supply the candy before it sours, we'll be there within the hour We could be a charity, we don't put on that show We've invested in WattSaver's lines, we have no need to advertise Besides, if we could tell you, would you even want to know? No, you'd stop me if you've heard this one about how the west was really won Satisfaction's guaranteed if you act right now Operators are standing by, call us from your domiciles Pull out the plastic cards, we work cheaply Stop me if you've heard this one about how the west was really won Satisfaction's guaranteed if you act right now Operators are standing by, call us from your domiciles And pull out the plastic cards, we work cheaply Stop me if you've heard this one about how the west was really won Satisfaction's guaranteed if you act right now Operators are standing by, call us from your domiciles Pull out the plastic cards, we work cheaply