Nerdy Girls

Lyrics

Well, uh... I've seen a lot of girls Out along the way And I've checked 'em out Back and forth, to and fro, hither, tither, near and far All the live long day, but Marc with a C just loves him a girl with glasses And they don't always accept my sexual passes But it's true that I love girls with glasses best That might just make me prejudiced So I wrote a song about it Here it goes... I raised my eye just to inspect her While she adjusts her pocket protector There ain't nothin' wrong with a nerdy girl She's the kinda chick that I'd like to make But she's busy thinkin' 'bout anime Lord, there's nothin' like a nerdy girl One, two A-one, two, three, four She's a fan of Tori Amos I'm tryin' to be cool just like John Stamos Lord, there's nothin' wrong with a nerdy girl She don't drink no gin and juice But I imagine her in her Underoos Oh lord, there's nothin' like a nerdy girl Oh and nerdy girls are sweet And nerdy girls are hot A nerdy girl knows what kind of ice cream that I want Oh and she reads books I can't pronounce But either way I'd like to announce that Lord, there's nothin' wrong with a nerdy girl She could bring out the best in me But I'm busy checkin' out her pair of B's Lord, there's nothin' like a nerdy girl Oh and nerdy girls are cute And nerdy girls are smart A nerdy girl can straighten out the wheels on my mental shopping cart Rock! Well, a regular gal just ain't gonna do And I guess it sounds dumb unless it's happened to you And you've never been in love with a nerdy girl Girls, put away those contact lenses Climb over those tired fences Put on your glasses, be a nerdy girl Oh and nerdy girls are sweet And nerdy girls are hot A nerdy girl knows what kind of ice cream that I want Oh and nerdy girls are cute And nerdy girls are smart A nerdy girl can straighten out the wheels on my mental shopping cart But she don't drink no gin & juice And I imagine her in her Underoos Cause, Lord, there's nothin' like a nerdy girl