Lyrics

I am so disappointed that I can barely function I don't show off family photographs anymore My wife is good for nothin' Oh sure, she cleans and does the washing And she knows I like my dinner at 1700 hours sharp But the one thing I wanted in this life Was the next step in the bloodline Can't that girl do anything right? Well I'll slap you right across the face For doing exactly what I've said! I'll lock away my daughter 'Cause I wanted a son instead! You can be the perfect student, I don't care what you're doin' All my patience and prudence is just going to waste So, you can go off and worship druids, you left my family tree in ruins What should I tell my friends in the green berets? I'll slap you right across the face For doing exactly what I've said! I'll lock away my daughter 'Cause I wanted a son instead! You're just a military brat And I can't be a doting dad I'll lock away my daughter 'Cause I wanted a son instead! Well, I don't care about a training bra I'll leave all that to your mother 'Cause no kid of mine is gonna get off easy I'll slap you right across the face For doing exactly what I've said! I'll lock away my daughter 'Cause I wanted a son instead! You're just a military brat And I can't be a doting dad I'll lock away my daughter 'Cause I wanted a son instead! 'Cause I wanted a son instead! 'Cause I wanted a son instead!