He Left You For A Punk Rock Girl

Lyrics

He said he met her in art class, he's such an art fag He was your date for Modest Mouse but now you're going stag It seems they both like all those stupid same little punk rock groups, right? What happens when the bands slow down as they all eventually do? (Still remember) He'll remember how your lip ring sparkled (Still remember) And he'll remember the time you had your hair dyed charcoal For Halloween so you could dress up like Meg from The Family Guy It's him that's not good enough if you were to ask I So he left you for a punk rock girl (When he could have anyone else) Everything's gonna be fine But if he's fucking that punk rock girl (He's really only fucking himself) Whenever you mind, alright He rode his skateboard but he barely ever rode you And boarding's cool and all, but you needed attention too Went out and bought a new pink jacket just to try to catch his eye And I hear it looks awesome, but save it for another guy (One that appreciates) One that appreciates all you've got to offer (One that appreciates) Maybe one that has the same morals as you He didn't want to get married and that's his prerogative But listen to what I'm saying, 'cause it's imperative He left you for a punk rock girl (When he could have anyone else) Anyone else, it's gonna be fine If he's fucking that punk rock girl (He's really only fucking himself) Here's a few more lines College is the time for us to experiment And I know he hurt you, but I doubt that's what he meant He needs to try out girls and boys and marionettes One day you are gonna move to New York, New York And he left you for a punk rock girl (When he could have anyone else) It's all gonna work out, and be just fine If he's fucking that punk rock girl (He's really only fucking himself) So don't change your mind! He left you for a punk rock girl, after all (When he could have anyone else) And you turned off the light And if he's fucking that punk rock girl (He's really only fucking himself) After all this time? Well, who woulda thought? But he left you for a punk rock girl (When he could have anyone else) Anyone else, it's gonna be alright If he's fucking that punk rock girl (He's really only fucking himself) Could someone reach the light?