Get Right With God

Lyrics

When I got right with God I went to a school where parents sent their kids When they're afraid they won't grow up As everything that they wish they were I read the good book I even took those parts about shellfish to heart Just look at my clothes, for fuck's sake They're only made of one fabric! You gotta get right with God Because you may not get another chance You can't wait 'til the last minute 'Cause all you're gonna be thinking is "I was just in that car wreck And now I'vе got no arms It hurts like a motherfucker Boy, I rеally miss my arms!" When I got right with God They told me crucifixion Was better than fighting back So I got beat down by the kids who said their faith Was stronger than the pastor told me That when I got to heaven If they did the beatdowns right Well, I'd be meetin' Jesus in no time! It's time to get right with God Because when you're on your deathbed It's already too late And he won't stand for that switcheroo Though you were just in that car wreck And now you've got no arms And it hurts like a motherfucker And you really miss your arms! It's time to get right with God (It's time to get right with God) It's time to get right with God (It's time to get right with God) When I got right with God Some of my fellow followers Went on to own their family's go-kart track And still, some others Went on to plotting revenge against All of the guidance counselors who said "Time on earth is short, and when you get to Heaven This will make more sense!" You'll meet Barbara Stanwyck at the grocery store one day She comes here after all her grandson's football games You'll share something in common because you have the same faith And you'll meet someone famous, ain't loving Jesus great? You gotta get right with God Because you may not get another chance You can't wait for the last minute When you're on your deathbed Though you were just in that car wreck And now you've got no arms And it hurts like a motherfucker And you really miss your arms! You shoulda got right with God (You shoulda got right with God) You shoulda got right with God (You shoulda got right with God) You shoulda got right with God (You shoulda got right with God) You shoulda got right with God