Epilogue: Brian, Jenny & The Mayans

Lyrics

[Intro] (Two, three, four, five, six) [Verse 1] Brian says he's gonna go home early Jenny says she's never gonna quit They're flippin' burgers at the same place And often sharin' the same bed Jenny lived inside the stucco suburbs Brian lived inside a trailer park They both came from the same side of the tracks But now Jenny is a lawyer [Chorus] We could all do better than we're doing right now We're just doing all the right things wrong Let's stop dumbing things down because people are dumb And say the Mayan calendar is running out [Verse 2] Brian buys his plywood at Home Depot Jenny hires contractors now He prefers his Xbox to Jenny's chardonnay And also does peyote when he can Jenny takes vacations to the mountains Brian walks up to the library To use free internet to IM Jenny Who gets her texts beamed right into her head [Solo] Whoo! [Verse 3] Now they're both freaking out about the weather They're acting like the world's about to end But if it did, all the payments they sent in For their car and phone were totally wasted They've probably got a couple of good years left But you probably shouldn't take that from me 'Cause I don't really care how it all works out The jig was up after the fur traders and priests [Chorus] We could all do better than we're doing right now We're just doing all the right things wrong Let's stop dumbin' things down because people are dumb And say the Mayan calendar is running out We could all do better than we're doing right now We're just doing all the right things wrong Let's stop dumbin' things down because people are dumb And say the Mayan calendar is running out