Diane Works for Ozzy (Demo)

Lyrics

She was born in the Pembroke Pines But there's been a shift in the paradigm She could open a mayonnaise jar with just a single point Or she can evaporate it, if she gets annoyed You know, her friends don't understand the way she be Now that her fingers can shoot out laser beams You know, I don't know how it started, it just happened one day She was drawing a picture on MS-Paint Her roomate asked her where the dish soap was at She pointеd and exploded their wholе damn flat So now when she gets an itch she scratches it more carefully 'Cause her fingers can shoot out laser beams How does it happen? Well, I don't know how this starts Now what will happen? I can't tell you that I'm just Marc With a C, man, come on, christ sakes I'm not that smart! But she went on TV with David Letterman She blew up the studio audience Then she went to a rock show and did the metal salute And she produced some pyro that blew off the roof That's how she got the job working for Ozzy Now that her fingers can shoot out laser beams So now she's all rockin' 'Cause we all know that laser beams rock She's rockin' with Dokken If you need a light, her fingers can give you a spark Well, she comes out for the encore, usually "Iron Man" And she lights up the room like no machine can Well, she ain't all that pretty but don't tell her that 'Cause she will burn your ass up right where you stand And that's how she got the job working for Ozzy Because her fingers can shoot out laser beams