Diane Works For Ozzy

Lyrics

She was born in the Pembroke Pines But there's been a shift in the paradigm She could open a mayonnaise jar with just a single point Or she can evaporate it, if she gets annoyed And her friends don't understand the way she be Because her fingers can shoot out laser beams Well, I don't know how it started but it happened one day She was making pictures on MS-Paint Her mom came in and said "when ya gonna do the dishes, Diane?" She pointed and exploded their whole damn flat So now when she gets an itch she scratches it more carefully Because her fingers can shoot out laser beams How does it happen? I already told you how it starts Now what will happen? I can't tell you that I'm just Marc With a C, man I'm not that smart! But she went on TV with David Letterman She blew up the studio audience Then she went to a rock show and did the metal salute And she produced some pyro that blew off the roof And that's how she got the job working for Ozzy Because her fingers can shoot out laser beams Now she's all rockin' 'Cause we all know that laser beams rock Rockin' with Dokken If you need a light, her fingers can give you a spark Well, she comes out for the encore which is "Iron Man" She lights up the room like no machine can Well, she ain't all that pretty but don't tell her that 'Cause she will blow your ass up right where you stand Her folks don't understand the way she be 'Cause her fingers can shoot out laser beams