Bounce Bounce Bounce

Lyrics

Oh, that girl just loves Winnie The Pooh One time that girl Threw up on my shoe She thinks that the moon is Shaped just like an apple But when you try to lay her Down to take a nap, oh As soon as you Take off her socks She don't wanna sleep She don't wanna talk She wants to bounce bounce bounce Bounce bounce bounce Just like Tigger And just like Mickey Mouse She wants to bounce bounce bounce Bounce bounce bounce And if you make her stop, well She's just gonna sit and pout Oh, she's got an old school Popple Sittin' in her bedroom When she eats pizza, yeah She eats it with a spoon And she's my best friend I'm her biggest fan If she's happy and she knows it She'll always clap her hands But as soon as you Lay her down to sleep She cannot resist Taking that leap To start to bounce bounce bounce Bounce bounce bounce Not like the Wicked Witch Not like Oscar The Grouch She wants to bounce bounce bounce Bounce bounce bounce And if you make her stop, well She's just gonna sit and pout When she says, "I love you" She does it in sign language She's only 4 years old With no emotional baggage When she's around Just try and be sad The only reason I haven't shot myself is To be her dad And watch her bounce bounce bounce Bounce bounce bounce Just like Tigger And just like Mickey Mouse She wants to bounce bounce bounce Bounce bounce bounce If you make her stop, well She's just gonna sit and pout