A Very Special Episode

Lyrics

I compare this to A fork stuck in the road It's hard to separate us When we're cut from the same mold And I could have made a joke To try and make you laugh And take the first step To let the past just be the past We were the same car But in two different lanes But I'm too much of a lawyer To take a bit of blame You're a beautiful seagull And I'm an Alka-Seltzer bar You're just like the frog I kept trapped in a jar So this is the cliffhanger Now the season's complete We might get back together On next year's sweeps And all of the viewers Are feeling shortchanged By two more lovers Indefinitely estranged I had too much to think last night I worked up the courage to fight Now I'm the cheese that stands alone You can call me provolone I can't believe that I Was so mean to you I called you names I was browbeating you So this is the cliffhanger Now the season's complete We might get back together On next year's sweeps And all of the viewers Are feeling shortchanged By two more lovers Indefinitely estranged We were on the same plane But in different classes Flying to different ends Of this planet's axis We were two disc jockeys On opposing stations Now I have to play doctor With a different patient So this is the cliffhanger Now the season's complete We might get back together On next year's sweeps And all of the viewers Are feeling shortchanged By two more lovers Indefinitely estranged