A Night of Efficient German Sex

Lyrics

This is such a thankless life, everything's in black and white I'm always in this PVC, the plumbing just isn't for me I enjoy the darker things, I like to dance to drum machines My liquor's a cough remedy, touch my West German monkey And we'll dance like we have emotion We'll dance like we use hand lotion We'll dance, we'll dance Replay scatter-boy is all hopped up on caffeine And you knew he could win, but you felt he wanted to let you Because you know things were finding indoor movie theaters that start with the letter M Or star packings that start with P You can even figure out a double letter spelling for a president that starts with H - Hoover, Hoover I merely think of ways to stop my legs from quivering Instead of farm animals that start with N And when you stare out the window Looking for car models that start with R I stare at you and we drink a few drinks And we'll dance like we have emotion We'll dance like we use hand lotion We'll dance, we'll dance We'll dance, we'll dance And we'll dance (Later that night, while in bed, I wondered if it was the part of the map starting with I - island) Like we have emotion We'll dance like we use hand lotion (Or the house filled with requitements that started with L - Labradorite, in the mountain) We'll dance, we'll dance (And then the worst thing, just save my letter S, keeping it for the springs) We'll dance, we'll dance