Lyrics

[Verse 1] Once upon a land in a far, far away Was a turn of events of terrifying goblins [?] multiplying Many, many people dying out of hate and greed Many insist on sucking dry the marrow clean [Pre-Bridge] Creatures eating people on the side of stores and shops Hydro-mutant poison seeping out of food and mops Weapons thrown in bundles, killing thousands as they fall And no one knew just what to do when there seemed no hope at all [Bridge] Until one brave soul stood up And pointed fingers at everyone else Saying, "The problem with the world is the way you people arе! And you, and you, and you, you've gone too far! So come on, еverybody, and be just like me: Righteous and indignant until we all are free!" [Refrain] Righteous indignation, righteous indignation, righteous indignation saved the world Righteous indignation, righteous indignation, righteous indignation saved the world [Verse 2] And within days the one had grown to seven hundred four And within days the one had grown to twenty hundred more And the soon the trees were filled with yelling angry holding signs They fought the cops and pulled no stops and marched for righteous war [Pre-Bridge] What a sight to see the growing mobs of righteous folk Like Robert E. Lee and Richard Gere and [?] James K. Polk They yelled, "YES, WE'RE RIGHT, AND NO, YOU'RE WRONG, AND YOU SHOULD BE LIKE US!" And soon the entire world was one big righteous indignant fuss [Bridge] Because one brave soul stood up And pointed fingers at everyone else Said, "The problem with the world is the way you people are! And you, and you, and you, you've gone too far! So come on, everybody, and be just like me: Righteous and indignant until we all are free!" [Refrain] Righteous indignation, righteous indignation, righteous indignation saved the world Righteous indignation, righteous indignation, righteous indignation saved the world *Atonic piano key smashing* [Bridge] There must've been a spiritual thing in such a righteous stuff 'Cause all the yelling and others suddenly made all the wars stopped Families stayed together and governments got along People of all races ate ice cream at once and nobody died ever again Piles of carcinogenic mutant plague destructoid were grown over with flowers And everybody was happy and bought the T-shirt, "What a bunch of fucking martyrs" [Refrain] Righteous indignation, righteous indignation, righteous indignation saved the world Righteous indignation, righteous indignation, righteous indignation saved the world