Chum Is A Dunderfuck

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Why, hello old chum How goes the weather today? I haven't seen you in awhile It's great to see you again We're really very similar It's us against the world Do you enjoy the T.V show? Oh, cereal boxes are wonderful Aren't they? Hardy hardy hopeful ho! Just don't let any real feelings show Enjoy the shallow company Cause none of us has the guts To step over the wire! Retain the pleasant monotone While in my company We're interested in SO many Of the same things And when you're not around The rest of us will laugh About your problems! He he he he! He he he he! Chum sure is a dunderfuck! A he he he he he! A he he he he! Chum sure is a dunderfuck! Just one of the boys... Oh, what a wonderful life