Moronica

Lyrics

[Verse] 2-foot long and your neck keeps growing 10-foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing 25 grand and you work 3 hours 15 girls through a hole in your trousers [Pre-Chorus] Bigger, better, faster, more You're much more cooler than you were before Bigger, better, cooler than me You've slayed 10 dragons before you've had your tea [Chorus] For so long For so long I've been asking you, please Moronica stay For so long For so long I've been telling you, please Moronica haze For so long For so long You've listened to me [Verse] You're much more attractive than Kathy Pitkin You've had more spinsters than Rumplestiltskin You think you're cooler than all the Roses Sniffin' Ajax up both your noses [Pre-Chorus] Bigger, better, faster, more You're much more cooler than you were before Bigger, better, cooler than me You've slayed 10 dragons before you've had your tea [Chorus] For so long For so long I've been telling you, please Moronica stay For so long For so long I've been asking you, please Moronica haze For so long For so long You've listened to me [Bridge] How could you forget your fame? (Oh) How could you forget your fame? (Oh) I've been telling you so long Please don't go In my face This will be the place [Chorus] For so long For so long I've been telling you, please Moronica stay For so long For so long I've been asking you, please Moronica haze For so long For so long You've listened to me [Verse] You've got more halos than Simon Templar You've said more Betty's than Frankie Spencer Your gun is bigger than Captain Scarlet Your face is covered in cheap mascara 2-foot long and your neck keeps growing 10-foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing 25 grand and you work 3 hours 15 girls through a hole in your trousers, yeah [Outro] For so long For so long I've been telling you, please Moronica stay For so long For so long I've been asking you, please Moronica haze For so long For so long You've listened to me