You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch You nauseate me... You're a crooked, jerky jockey, Mr. Grinch You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty, wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe you Are as follows: "Stink. Stank. Stunk." You're a mean man, Mr. Grinch Mmmm, scary, too