Interlude 6

Lyrics

[Alaska] You guys, I just thought of something really scary [Manila] Phi Phi O'Hara is doing 366 days of drag? [Alaska] No [Peppermint] Acid Betty naked?! [Alaska] No [Katya] Kim Chi dog sitting for you? [Alaska] No! I was thinking, what if that guy can't fix the bus and we never get out of this god-forsaken hell hole and the country bumpkins who live here make us their personal slaves- washing, cooking, doing their hair and makeup all day [Manila] Sweetie, I promise you that is not going to happen [Alaska] You're so sweet to say that, but how can you be so sure? [Manila] Because after taking one look at you, no one would ever have you doing their hair and makeup! [Alaska] Why, you hateful whore! [Katya] And I'm afraid I have even more bad news- for the audience anyway! You're on again