Royal Correspondent

Lyrics

[Verse 1] You've been this way since school Dysfunctional, translucent Royalty on your wall So desperately mundane [Pre-Chorus 1] They're inbred baby just like you But you'd love the chance to eat their food Even though it has been chewed [Chorus 1] Royal correspondent Sad and lonely Royal correspondent Kills her daily [Verse 2] Dream of the Daily Mail It is the Holy Grail And then the BBC Your life would be complete [Pre-Chorus 2] Build a fountain, wash away the poor Just as long as your motives are pure Hold on tight or you just might lose her [Chorus 2] Royal correspondent Wears their Sunday best Royal correspondent Smarter than the rest [Outro] Royal correspondent, smarter than the rest Royal correspondent, smarter than the rest Royal correspondent, smarter than the rest Royal correspondent, smarter than the rest Smarter than the rest