Mr. Carbohydrate

Lyrics

[Verse 1] They call me Mr. Carbohydrate It's the only thing I can digest Xenophobia or a general disinterest I must catch up with all this stuff They call me a boring fuckhead They say I might as well work in a bank I tell them I wish I was They tell me that I'm sick in the head They say that I'm sick in the head [Chorus] They call me Mr. Carbohydrate They call me Mr. Inadequate They call me Mr. Paranoia They call me Mr. Hypochondria [Verse 2] Have you heard of Matthew Maynard? He's my favourite cricketer I would rather watch him play than pick up my guitar Than play with my guitar People tell me I should get out more But the TV is my best friend Cynicism is the only thing that keeps me sane The only thing that keeps me sane [Chorus] They call me Mr. Carbohydrate They call me Mr. Inadequate They call me Mr. Paranoia They call me Mr. Hypochondria [Outro] Sometimes I just stay in bed And think about the day When I can retire Forgetting everything I'll forget everything Forget everything Forever but not today When I cannot, cannot say No more yesterdays No more yesterdays