Uptown, Downtown

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Mandy Patinkin - Pop, Musicals

Uptown, Downtown

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Duration: 2:25

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[PHYLLIS] Now this is the tale of the dame Known as Harriet Who climbed to the top of the heap from the bottom A beautiful life was her aim And to vary it She wanted the sun and the moon, and she got 'em She isn't the least exhausted from her climb But she does look back from time to time And the subject of this evening's quiz Is who she was, and who she is Uptown, she's stepping out with a swell Downtown, she's holding hands on the El Hyphenated Harriеt The nouveau From New Ro- Chеlle Uptown, she's got the Vanderbilt clan Downtown, she's with the sidewalk Cezanne Hyphenated Harriet The nouveau From New Ro- Chelle She sits At the Ritz With the splits Of Mumm's And starts to pine For a stein With her village chums But with a Schlitz In her mitts Down at Fitz- Roy's Bar She thinks of the Ritz, oh It's so Schizo Uptown, it's Harry Winston she needs Downtown, strictly zircons and beads Ask her, should she be uptown or down? She's two of the most miserable girls in town

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  • Stephen Sondheim