Undyne

Lyrics

[PAPYRUS] Isn't this great, human? We're off on a grand adventure together! I can't believe it I made a friend Who likes me for me, even though our date wasn't great! My style and charm have won over a human Who enjoys good spaghetti, I think this must be fate! When I tell Undyne- Wait, I probably shouldn't do that, she'll be mad, she might have, then throw, a cow Oh, um, er- huh... I'm sorry, human... that was my phone ringing Uh-oh. that would be her... calling right now... I've, er- got to take this! I'm so sorry! I'll be right back! Probably! [MONSTER KID] Hiya, buddy! You ditch your parents, too? Ah, man, I don't blame ya! They say Undyne's in the area, and it would be so COOL to meet up with her! I mean, she's just, like, the most awesome royal guard person ever, And I wanna be like her one day, and... and my parents are such JERKS for saying I can't leave the house! Oh! Sorry! I didn't introduce myself! I'm Monster Kid! I'm a monster and a kid! What's your name? OOH! OOH! Shhh! That's her! That's her right over there! [UNDYNE] He usually picks up on the first or second ring what's going on with him? [PAPYRUS] H-hi, Undyne! I'm here with my daily report! R-regarding that human I called you about earlier... [UNDYNE] Did you fight them? [PAPYRUS] Well, y-yes! Of course I did! I fought them valiantly! [UNDYNE] Did you capture them? [PAPYRUS] Well... No... [UNDYNE] WHAT? [PAPYRUS] I tried! I tried very hard, Undyne! Y-you have to believe me! It's just... Things come up... Things change... You know how it is, don't you? [UNDYNE] Ugh... If you want something done right, you do it on your own! [PAPYRUS] Or, you know, with the help of the royal guard, in training... [UNDYNE] I'll rip out their SOUL myself, and break their little bones! [PAPYRUS] I can't help but feel that was a personal attack! A-and you don't need to destroy them! Y-you see, I-I have something to say... [UNDYNE] With their SOUL, we can go home, this battle we'll have won! [PAPYRUS] I-I understand, It's just- [UNDYNE] We shall breach the surface world, destroy the human scum! And if you have a PROBLEM with that maybe the Royal Guard isn't for you! [PAPYRUS] I-I... I'll help, Undyne! Any way I can! [UNDYNE] Good! Knew I could count on you! Hop to it! CAN YOU HEAR ME, HUMAN? IT'S HUNTING SEASON! And I do NOT lose my catch!