The Shopkeeper’s Song

Lyrics

[QC] (Spoken) Well, hello, traveler. How can I help you? (Sung) I've gotta say I haven't seen a fresh face If you're a tourist Why'd you come to this place Well, like the monster long ago Who came this way Most of us here in Snowdin Live day by day [GERSON] Wa ha ha! Hey I guess that's life, oh well So now I've got some junk to sell [BOTH] And if we don't have what you're looking for, then You just aren't/ain't looking, we can tell [BURGERPANTS] Buy some stuff! [QC] (Spoken) Burgerpants, hun, that's not the way you attract customers [BURGERPANTS] (Spoken) It's the way I'm legally required to! (Sung) Come on, this way Have a fabu-ful day I live to serve (Spoken) I can't talk anymore unless you buy something! (Sung) Sparkle up your day The Mettaton way [QC] (Spoken) Wasn't that the last rhyme [BURGERPANTS] (Sung) I'm trying, okay! Well here's the facts I want to act But I'm just nineteen And here's the thing I've lost control of my entire life Lost love and dignity [GERSON] That's life [BURGERPANTS] (Spoken) You can't rhyme life with life! (Sung) This failure what I'll always be Take it from me [QC] (Spoken) I think we're getting a bit off-track... [GERSON] (Spoken) Right! Sellin' junk! (Sung) I've been around the block A mighty long time [BURGERPANTS] And in that time You never learn how to rhyme [GERSON] (Spoken) Hey! (Sung) Watch your tongue, son We're under a Delta Rune [QC] Can't we stop fighting And just sing to the tune? Some say an angel Will descend to the streets [GERSON] I'm just a shopkeeper I think it looks neat [GERSON and QC] Still, we keep working Praising King Fluffybuns [BURGERPANTS] You gonna explain that name? [GERSON] Ah, patience, son [GERSON and QC] Whether you live as a merchant or hero You'll live until you see the sun [BURGERPANTS] Buy some stuff! So, now you know You shouldn't live like me Working with Mettaton Is one nightmare of a dream Knowing the future will not come Under Mettaton's thumb [QC] (Spoken) It can't be that bad [BURGERPANTS] (Spoken) Oh, can't it? (Sung) He wants things down here "Like the humans do!" So I fill burgers With sequins and glue [QC] (Spoken) Oh my god... [BURGERPANTS] God! Have you even looked around? It sucks underground! [GERSON] (Spoken) Now, hold on there, sonny! (Sung) When Asgore gets the soul We'll see open air [ALL] A brand new world A second chance out there [QC] And though we'll leave behind The world that we've known [ALL] Up is the only way That we'll have to go [BURGERPANTS] I'd like to think I'm helping us get free [GERSON] (He he he!) [ALL] We don't know, but we all believe [BURGERPANTS] But if there's one thing I learned flippin' burgers It's that nothing will come for free [ALL] So buy some stuff! [GERSON] (Spoken) C'mon in, sonny! I've got junk for sale! [QC] (Spoken) I've got cheaper junk! [BURGERPANTS] (Spoken) I've got burgers! They're basically junk! [ALL] The market gets real Let's wheel and deal The price is right Spend money tonight Come on in Give me a try There is nothing you can't buy Bolster the Economy But no refunds Just policy Buy some food So you can wine and dine Buy some clothes And then you're lookin' fine We've got all that and so much more Come to the store Everything here is such prime quality So, you can't sell your goods here Unfortunately There is nothing that you can't buy Give us a try [QC] (Spoken) Good talk? [GERSON] (Spoken) Good talk! [BURGERPANTS] (Spoken) Good talk [QC] (Spoken) Well, guess we'd better get back to work [GERSON] (Spoken) Yep! This junk ain't gonna sell itself! [BURGERPANTS] (Spoken) Yeah...and Mettaton hates it when I take breaks