Raidshadolovania

Lyrics

{Intro, Sans, MOTI Alex} You're not my usual kid, you know Wanna have a bad time, then let's go Before we start I've got to let You in on a little secret You can't put an ad at the beginning I'm a gambling app, there is no winning So I'd just like to take a second To talk about RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! {Main Song, MOTI Alex} About mobile games forget everything you know We're talking raids of the shadow It's the latest app craze, brand new But we've got nothing of value With Console Graphics Quality If by console you mean Nintendo Wii An epic quest, adventure everywhere An epic story that just isn't there! Fascinating Gameplay? Hell Hit one button and it plays itself! Tap and watch these figures do things Basic turn-based RPG! Hope you like these fourteen Ads Grabbing your wallet by the gonads We may say that it's a deal But you basically get nothing! On the Google Play Store we're the best, baby! We're overrun with 5-star reviews as far as the eye can see! Most of them written by bots, allegedly! (You can't sue me if I say allegedly) We proclaim that we don't sponsor YouTubers Despite the overabundance of ads saying otherwise We committed fraud under the FTC! Misrepresenting our company! {Talking Intermission} Come join our guild and hang out! No YouTuber who makes a guild will stay there And they sign contracts saying that they can't disparage us! Join up with this link now and get 50,000 Free Silver! Otherwise known as- Less than one dollar {Main Song Section 2} New content every month to keep you playing! Bigger numbers to please the monkey brain! Forcing you to pay so our game you can handle What can we say? Our game's basically a gamble And you're never gonna beat the odds Hope you like paying hundreds of dollars in shards! {Talking Intermission} And we're taking advantage of the fact... That some countries don't think Gacha is a gamble and that the getting is good! Get that cheap money from suckers, baby! {Main Song} We're everywhere, you can't stop the ads! Sponsored by every YouTuber and their dad! If you think they like it, you're insane Not even WE want to play our game! So go ahead, ruin your credit score! It's like a drug, you'll come back for more! We make two hundred dollars a second! Is it a scam? Well it's RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! Download the greatest mobile game of all time! [x2] Even though it can barely be considered a video game! {Outro, MOTI Alex} You want to gamble your life away? Play Raid Shadow Legends today! When YouTube means that you could get demonetized Anyone could shill out for this prize Luring in wallets with shiny attractions Until they find we're just Microtransactions But I'll like to thank this video's patron And take a bit to talk about BLUE APRO-