Lyrics

[Intro] You aren't my usual kid, you know Wanna have a bad time? Then let's go Before we start I've got to let You in on a little secret I've got my Gaster Blaster gun I'll tell you before we have our fun Beneath the skull, well, Sans I'm not I'm Piranha Plant, taking another slot! [Verse 1] I ate Waluigi's invite Step up to me, I'll take a bite Comments complain that you've been trolled Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll I'll catch you with the poison cloud My spiky head will strike you down Came out the pipe, straight spittin' firе Sans Undertale has just retirеd! Hide your children, tell your friends Creeper come to steal your stuff again Jump on me, you'll get that bite So don't come down my pipe! [Verse 2] Have a plumber fricassee 'Cause my fire ain't roasting me You have whet my appetite And now it's suppertime! Oh, du-du-du-du-du-du through the underground Try to skip to the warp zone Plumber and his green clone Hear that familiar sound I bet that you want a cameo from the clown That can be arranged! Up and down on this merry-go-round Meme to the tune of the skeleton song Bathe in smiles and tune out the frowns Children cry that the lyrics are wrong! [Verse 3] I'm just a mean green mother But I'm not from space But it's all the same Just shout out my name Every one of my fans crying out To enjoy what you have Plant Gang! (Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang!) I've got your number now (Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang!) All your desires have been heard (Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang!) Megalovania again (Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang!) But with some different words [Bridge] Come on, come on Think about how much is out there Come on, come on We have Megalovania at home Come on, come on I swear on all my spores This old joke will never tire Adding fuel onto the fire People like Megalovania? Okay, well here's one more! [Verse 4] Knock everybody out of sorts Dunk over Matt from Wii Sports I'll knock some sense right into Knuckles 'Cause unlike him, this plant can chuckle! Not even King Dedede Would dare to fight against me I do what all Mii Fighters can't Take an actual slot for Piranha Plant! Nobody ever expects Piranha Plant Nobody ever expects Piranha Plant Attention YouTube, now you face Piranha Plant! [Outro] You know this joke will never die Not while there's jokesters such as I So sit back, have a little fun We're not hurting anyone There'd be one thing better, it's true If I got my main man Goku-