It’s Pronounced Rules

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Gyah! What ho! You seeketh to face me? En guarde! You faceth yon master of games Soon you'll know You cannot defeatest Rouxls Kaard For thine puzzles, truly, beeth lame Do thy worst! Sooneth I shalt seal thy fate! And ruling doth be mine department Thou arteth cursed To faceth me in real estate And I haveth a new apartment! [Chorus] Oh I, the adversary of yon child of light Now stand for whosoever holds yon might Thou arteth fools To challengeth the rules A greatere foe thou'll never find That is how mine game's designed! [Verse 2] Make thy claim In yon challenge of red versus blue I wouldn'tst doest that if I werest you That's the game! And I shalt win, two by two! Every turn, that beeth what I do Thou canst face This thing I picked out of the trash I know not what it be, whatever Thou'll be disgraced When I use it to thrash thine ass Now gazeth upon me, so clever [Chorus] Oh I, the adversary of yon child of light Now stand for whosoever holds yon might Thou arteth fools To challengeth the rules A greatere foe thou'll never find That is how mine game's designed! [Outro] GOD DAMMIT