Gangplank Galleon

Lyrics

[KING K. ROOL] Oh Make way for the king of the Kremling Krew I've got here a shanty just for you 'Bout how I'm the greatest king of all time And I'll make sure you get it all in rhyme You can't stop the croc With the belly made of brass I'm thicc I will kick you in the butt I will pound you in the grass Heft and might - that's me, alright Everyone hail to the Kremling King Now, tempo increase by a couple of knots It's time they all see what K. Rool's got (Ha ha, cue the tempo change of evil! Hahaha, behold, how sinister!) You can't hope to face my power For this is my finest hour Kongs will topple like a tower (Nailed it! Wait, what do you mean Juno covered this one? Are you saying I can't cover this? I'll turn your skin into my cover's clutcher, you don't tell me what I can and can't sing! Ooh, here comes the next part!) [Chorus] Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings Hail to the king, to the might of which we sing (Yes, show them you've been rehearsing!) Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremling Krew! (Yes, that's me!) [KING K. ROOL] You can't hope to face my power For this is my finest hour Move it, groove it, watch me, see me Claw 'em, roll 'em, stomp 'em teeny I play this game of mine They do as they hear me And do you stammer, stammer Seeing my eye? You better scurry, see me, flee me, hurry You better fly Ready already? We need to go Increase the pressure, here we go I'm totally the top of every DKC now You need a shanty, shanty, shanty, a song You ought to see me play my music Gotta follow along You got it! [Chorus] Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings Hail to K. Rool, oh, the king of the Kremling Krew (One more belt, here we go!) [K. ROOL] You can't hope to face my power For this is my finest hour I decree you all shall cower (Spoken) Nailed it! Are you ready for the next verse, kids? I didn't hear an, 'aye, aye, captain!' I said, I didn't hear an, 'aye, aye, captain!' Wait, why is the music fading out? There's another half of this song! The way it was on youtube, anyway, it was twice this length! And, there it goes. Bye! I'll be in my Trailer