BIG SHOT

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I've got these [STRINGS] to hold me down Superior to that [WASSAMATTA] clown [The Smooth Taste Of] SOULS Now THAT would be [Funny] For [Three Easy Payments] I'm getting that KROMER Roll up, soul up, listen up, Kris Got [bargain prices] that you can't miss [Attention! Clean up on aisle three!] WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? We'll turn [Schmoes] and [Daves] into [Rosen Graves] And those [Cathode Screens] into [Cathode Screams] I've got that [Deal] It's such a [Steal] Just need you to be [Big] with me [Chorus] Now's your chance to be a [Big Shot] When your [SOUL] I got I'm NEO, you're not And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot I'm taking you down with [Hyperlink Blocked] Now you are the [guests] This [Three For One Special] [Begin the test] Will put you to [rest] And Spamton G. Spamton's being [The Best] But [I'm getting desperate!] Give me that KROMER! [Verse 2] Now's your chance, so pick up that [phone] And talk to the one who says [You are Alone] And see [like me] how we're designed [For three easy payments of $9.99!] Do you want to be a [Heart] on a [Chain] This isn't a life, Kris, that's just [PAIN] And you're either evil or you're insane 'Cause [Heaven] knows but they won't explain! [Bridge] My name is Spamton and I am here to sell Those who live in darkness Will get dragged to [Heaven] [BreaKing and CracKing] For the [Kids] stepped from the light The 100th visitor to this world of [Mike?] [Chorus] Now's your chance to be a [Big Shot] When your [SOUL] I got I'm NEO, you're not And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot I'm taking you down with [Hyperlink Blocked] Now you are the [guests] This [Three For One Special] [Begin the test] Will put you to [rest] And Spamton G. Spamton's being [The Best] But [I'm getting desperate!] Give me that KROMER! [Verse 3] Hello [audience] watch me [laugh] You smell that smell of [Rotten Glass] Are you enjoying my [heart attack] PLEASE JUST BRING MY [furniture back] Holy [cungadero] It's a bullet everywhere, oh! And this [little sponge] is scared GO [Ga-Ga] and [commit to die] Bigger and better than ever! You must think you're so clever DON'T TOUCH THAT [lever] [Like, comment, and subscribe] [The Smooth Taste Of] NEO The [BOO] taste of Freedom The [()*&@] taste of SPAMTON Hehehahaha! [Chorus] Now's your chance to be a [Big Shot] When your [SOUL] I got I'm NEO, you're not And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot I'm taking you down with [Hyperlink Blocked] Now you are the [guests] This [Three For One Special] [Begin the test] Will put you to [rest] And Spamton G. Spamton's being [The Best] But [I'm getting desperate!] Give me that KROMER! [Outro] The string's getting cut The show's getting real The pact has been sealed [Now let's make a deal] And you are the ticket to my next [meal] I'll fly to the [heavens], finally healed! Now you are the [guests] This [Three For One Special] [Begin the test] Will put you to [rest] And Spamton G. Spamton's being [The Best] But [I'm getting desperate!] Give me that KROMER!