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We write to you with upmost urgency and concern for your safety Recent reports from credible sources Have indicated the presence of highly dangerous creatures (hahaha) There have been reported sightings of Werewolves, bloodthirsty vampires, and screaming banshees in our vicinity We sent our most skilled authorities who deal with the paranormal But none have reported back or returned, wе fear they have diеd To ensure your safety please stay indoors (hoohahahahoo) Secure all entrances, and don't go outside