True Crime

Lyrics

[Intro] I've got stories that could make the monsters under your bed cry Welcome to my life, it plays out just like a true crime Romance and bad guys, and plot twists and vampires And I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar [Verse 1] White chalk outline, caution tape and flashing lights Let me tell you about the night I'd died (Died, died, died) I put it to the party, wide-eyed, thinkin' that I had arrived Eating on my innocence, in a cherry pie Now you'd never believе what [Pre-Chorus] Barbie's doing in the bathroom Werеwolves on the hunt, it's not even a full moon Superman, he don't have superpowers Just liquid courage, and a little white powder [Chorus] I've got stories that could make the monsters under your bed cry Welcome to my life, it plays out just like a true crime Romance and bad guys, and plot twists and vampires And I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar (Ah) [Verse 2] Mary had a little crush, but now her heart is broke Said he was a gentleman, but now he's just a ghost Leaning, kissed her neck and said, "No one has to know," But he told everyone he knows, now Mary's just a joke [Pre-Chorus] Prince Charming's just a frog in disguise Who gets a lot of Botox and memorizes his lines Even villains look good in a suit and tie If they have to say it, well, they're probably not a good guy [Chorus] I've got stories that could make the monsters under your bed cry Welcome to my life, it plays out just like a true crime Romance and bad guys, and plot twists and vampires And I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar (Ha) [Bridge] Glitter, spandex, porcelain, plastic Add revenge, but make it romantic Why's the ending have to be tragic Well, that's how you make Hollywood magic [Chorus] I've got stories that could make the monsters under your bed cry Welcome to my life, it plays out just like a true crime Romance and bad guys, and plot twists and vampires And I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar [Outro] Yeah, I would tell you the truth, but you'd call me a liar, liar, liar, liar Yeah, I would tell you the truth, bud you'd call me a liar