Intro

Lyrics

[Verse: Tom MacDonald & MadChild] Hey Bradley, thanks for coming, dude Oh man, I can't believe you made it, no, dude, I'm stoked, thanks What's up, Susan? I thought Timothy had soccer I know your schedule is just crazy, I really appreciate you being here, that's awesome What's up, Dean? What's up, Dean? I know you had a few too many already, maybe you should slow it down, huh? You're not driving home, are you? You better not be driving home Hey, what's up, Carl? What's up? Hey, what's up, CJ? Just, just gimme one second, I'm just gonna It's the party, I just, I got, I gotta give a toast Just gimme two seconds and I'll be right back Hey, every, can everybody just, hey guys, uh You know I just wanted to give a toast I wanna welcome everybody to our new home We're just so glad to be surrounded by incredible neighbors like yourselves I know that, uh, me and Maddie look kinda crazy with the tattoos and the hair and everything like that, but I can assure you we're good people And we feel very fortunate to be in a neighborhood with other good people So I just wanna thank everybody for coming out, um Enjoy the food. Tom. Enjoy the drinks. Hey, T-Tom. Oh. You're needed in the kitchen Okay, Maddie needs my help in the kitchen, I'll be right back Enjoy the food, enjoy the drinks Gimme two seconds and I'll be right back Yep, ex-, yeah, excuse me, Daryl, yeah, I'm just Going back to the kitchen, I'll be right back Oh, oh, sorry, Michelle, um, yeah, on your left, on your left, I'm just Going back to the kitchen, Maddie needs me, I'll be right back, okay, yeah You ready to fucking do this? Yeah, I mean, you got the, uh, got the hors d'oeuvres? Yeah, of course, I do And you got the angel food cake? Check And you got the fine china? Check The crackers and cheese and the little olives on the side? I got the fucking crackers and cheese And the shrimps, the party shrimps? You know I got the shrimps You got the party shrimps? You know I got 'em Okay, so what? Just like on three? Yes Okay: one, two, three [Outro: Tom MacDonald & MadChild] Enjoy the fucking [?] [?] Oh, you like that, Dave, you fucking cocksucker? [?] bunch of fucking human targets Tom, you're wasting all your ammo, calm down You guys having fun yet? You guys think you better than us? [?] Yeah, yeah, we fucking, we fucking hate cats Fuck cats Yeah, we're dog people, fuck cats