American

Lyrics

[Intro] How y'all doin there folks? My name is Aberdeen Washington And I'm a proud American And a terrorist fighter That's right Hey gimme another beer bitch! [Hook] Now when the day Bin Laden comes to town I'mma drop a duece Wipe it up with his towel Mow my lawn, sit on the couch Imma watch some football I pray to the Lord the Cowboys win And beat the hell outta them damn Redskins Call up the boys Get drunk as shit God damn right I'm an American [Verse 1] That's right I'm American Got a picture of Reagan above my fire Next to the deer I shot with my rifle NRA hell yeah I support 'em No pro choice No abortion Mexicans, send 'em back over the border Ride on home to Samoa Or wherever they come from They're takin' our jobs Eatin' our hamburgers Takin' our jobs They takin' our jobs! I see them in the field I'm takin' their head off I hate my job And I hate my boss But I love my country [Bridge] And I pray to God That the Cowboys win Fuck yeah Romo! And the Cowboys win That's right, that's right, that's right C'mon, everybody Just clap your hands If you love our country If you love our land That's right And if you're not clapping your hands You're a terrorist And you eat sand (sandwiches) [Hook] The day Bin Laden comes to town I'mma drop a deuce Wipe my poop with his towel Mow my lawn Sit on the couch And I'mma watch some football And I pray to the lord the Cowboys win And beat the hell outta them damn Redskins Call up the boys Get drunk as shit God damn right I'm American [Verse 2] I'm Ameri-fuckin-can And John McCain and Sarah Palin I know you lost out there It was a tough one But you're still two mavericks in my book Don't worry about it And listen Palin I heard you like beer, me too I don't have a 6 pack But I got a beer bong in my pants What do ya' say we go get shit faced In a helicopter and kill a moose America, the chosen, guns, explosions, McDonald's, bowling You don't like it? We exploit you! Pop a pill, get a boner! Hell yeah Tony Romo Man that guy is so damn cute I wanna sack his boner And ride him broke back All the way to Wyoming No homo, sike! Hey I said no homo Fuck terrorists! I mean like, I don't wanna fuck a terrorist Guys I'm kidding! I like Romo I don't "like" Romo I said, "Fuck terrorists" Not, "I wanna fuck a terrorist" You wouldn't? if you caught Bin Laden You wouldn't give him one in the butt? For America? If you said "no homo" right after you did it? It doesn't count if it's terrorists [Bridge] Hey little Aberdeen Come in here Yeah? Hey come sing the national family anthem Come on USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! Hey hey! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! Hey hey! [Outro] That's right I'm an American citizen Aberdeen Washington This is my country And just because Barack Obama Won the presidential election Does not mean that half the country Doesn't feel the same way I do Man I came to America (yeah) And I live in America (c'mon) And I live in America I do too dad Lemme get em And I live in America Dad and I live in America Shut up! Little Aberdeen shut the fuck up! My bad Lemme tell 'em That's right I'm American