Gone Fishing

Lyrics

[Verse 1] He'd been on the lake more times this month then all last year combined I didn't think much of it 'til he stayed out there all night So I drove out to Percy Priest Found him kissing some blonde in his back seat Had an epiphany, told myself that I Had to teach that good old boy a lesson when the sun got settin' [Chorus] He's gone fishing out in the dark Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox He's gone fishing, I'm at the bar Perfect alibi, drinking PBR Nobody even knows he's missing Bet hе's wishing He'd never gonе fishing [Verse 2] I'll give it a couple days and then I'll call the cops Say that I ain't seen him since he walked out with his Zebco rod Try to cry a tear or two when I'm interviewed on the local news Join the search crew, beg 'em not to call it off Do everything a heart broke wife would do Except tell the truth [Chorus] He's gone fishing out in the dark Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox He's gone fishing, I'm at the bar Perfect alibi, drinking PBR Nobody even knows he's missing Bet he's wishing He'd never gone fishing [Interlude] I bet you do, baby [Bridge] Mmm, mmm, it's a real small town I'm sure I'll see that blonde around I wouldn't be surprised if out of the blue Turns out she's gone fishing too [Chorus] He's gone fishing out in the dark Wasn't hard to fit him in the trunk of my car Had to scrub down the dock and his tackle box Used a whole damn gallon of Clorox He's gone fishing, I'm at the bar Perfect alibi, drinking PBR Nobody even knows he's missing Bet he's wishing He'd never gone fishing [Outro] I bet he's wishing Wishing he'd never gone fishing I bet he's wishing Wishing he'd never gone fishing Wishing he'd never gone fishing Hmm-mmm