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[Sentimental piano+strings] [REPORTER] In today's news, Macho Man Randy Savage inks recording contract with Big 3 Records as a rap artist [GUY 1] He's tryna rap Tryna rap [GUY 2] Yeah man I heard, isn't Macho doin' some kinda rap album or somethin'? That's gonna be Whack dude I can't believe that dude's been tryna rap [GUY 1] He can't even wrap him [GUY 3] Yeah, yeah I heard Macho's doin' a rap CD, man, that shit's gon be hot [GUY] Macho Man [GIRL] Girl, he look good to be an old man, I would date him [WOMAN] My brother watched Randy Savage back in the day [GUY 2] Yeah I always hear dudes on the radio dissin' Macho Man, is all that stuff true they say about him? [EUROPEAN ACCENT GUY] I hear he's gonna be workin' on a rap CD and it's gonna be hot [GUY 2] I remember back in the day I watched Macho Man jump off the top of the steel cage--pow busted that dude Right in his head with that elbow [EUROPEAN] Macho Man is real big overseas, he's the wrestling king! [WOMAN] Is Randy Savage the OOOH! YEAH!! guy? [GIRL] He looks so good, oh my God, his tight, black pants, and his muscles was all bulging [EUROPEAN] I saw him on the TV in wrestling match. Boy did he kick that guys butt! [GUY 3] Man I think Macho was tight kicking time back in the day, but he don't got nothing anymore [WOMAN] Yeah I know that, you think he got Charles on wrestling? [GUY 2] Yeah man I know Macho Man is that dude still alive? [GUY 1] Yeah Macho Man Randy Savage, he's a punk [ANNOUNCER] Don't let his age fool you, he'll STILL whoop your ass [Macho Man Randy Savage] I'm back, yeah