Lyrics

Dorthea had a bad place that was a disgrace A home for old people for a monthly rate With the help of her son The old folks' home she'd run And things seemed quite normal But something was wrong The people that graced old Dorthea's place Had no friends or family that she'd have to face So she thought of a scam Her son the right hand man A very demented and morbid plan The old folks' social security checks To Dorthea were sent She was allowed to cash Tenants' checks for their rent But the tenants were dead All poisoned to death So they wouldn't have to be Cared for or fed With the help of her son Buried one by one In Dorthea's yard 'til someone caught on Dorthea did plead guilty for her deeds Dorthea's dead folks home Is now history