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[Intro] Why thank you, Jerome, that was a very good speech Next up, we have our last candidate for the 2010 Allderdice High School presidential campaign We have Mac Miller! [Verse] Haha, look Comin' with the flows of a veteran, Mac for class president All black Letterman, recognize a gentleman (Uh-huh) Know anything but formal, take you out the normal (Yeah) It's time travel here, step into my portal Never seem to be another ordinary college fellow Still keep a bunch of action figures, Donatellos (Clever) I used to wet my pants, leave the carpet yellow Now I'm playin' games with hoes, turn they heart to Jell-O L rolled from my wrist to my elbow Hella smoke got my eyes red like Elmo Music that I make got me buzzin' like a cellphone Stickin' to my word, I'm Velcro (This kid's great) Hell no, I ain't gon' stop one minute Better than I ever been, before was just a scrimmage Now the boy playin' for the cup, this the championship See the wordplay dance from his lips All my ladies, put your hands on your hip Here's some candy to lick Come and holla if your man is a bitch Every party that I roll to they demand me to spit Treat me like I'm Peyton Manning in this Playa, I don't got no time for the slow grind here in '09 Blow minds with these dope rhymes, call 'em coke lines (Mac Miller) Snort it, get distorted, I'm takin' you out of orbit Plus we poppin' champagne, see the cork twist Purple piff got me higher than a forklift Hungry, feedin' like my mother got four tits I'm livin' in this music, you a tourist Rocky and Bulwinkle, you just Boris Boy spit still way sharper than a swordfish Your whole style just dead like a morgue is I'm a senior but I stay fresh, man Class president, never woulda guessed, man (Great) Bitches on me that I ain't never met, man The only thing that's on your dick is your left hand Wolverine deal, signin' on the X, man They don't hear me up in Def Jam [Outro] Oh, thank you, thank you Mac Miller, thank you Hahaha, oh wow, oh, quite impressive Quite impressive, Mac Miller