Why Waking Up At 430 AM Is Stupid

Lyrics

[Verse] There's a trend these days on the Internet Where people think that the whole world gives a shit That they woke up at 3:45 in the morning I'm like: "Jesus, your life must be boring" They're like: "Bro, you gotta wake up early Work hard and chase your dreams" I'm like: "Uhh… why? Why can't I sleep 'til 8:15? Wait, why can't I sleep 'til 10? No, wait, why can't I sleep 'til 12? Haven't you assholes heard that good night sleep is great for your health?" "No bro, Navy Seals wake up at 4 with a healthy purpose" "Uhh… dude, you're not a fucking Navy Seal, you sell insurance" I hate fake ass entrepreneurs who wanna be fitness gurus with no style With inspirational quotes at the top of their goddamn IG profile They're like: "Live. Breathe. Love." I'm like: "Kiss. Deez. Nutz." Mothafucka, you ain't better than me You got the same exact 24/7 as me They're like: "Bro, you gotta smash the day Wake up, when the sky's still black and gray" I'm like: "No, you don't. What the fuck you smokin'? You wake up that early, nothing's open You can't even get a cup of coffee So hit the snooze button, and suck me softly" This is dedicated to the people that need sleep 'Cause they don't wanna be motherfucking zombie Would somebody tell Marky Mark, that I don't care that the sky is still darky dark When he jumps outta bed You have two hundred million dollars, you're fucked in a head If I had that kind of money, I would figure out a way to sleep for six months straight And I's still probably be tired when I woke up, and I'd still probably get up late "But bro, while you're asleep, I'm up workin' hard" But just because you up workin' early, does not mean that you're workin' smart, see You wake up at four, so, you probably go to bed at eight But while you asleep, I'm awake because I'm up workin' late So, fuck you! [Chorus] Front, back, side to side I'm no wakin' up at three o'clock, four or five Anybody does – they fucked in a head So everybody go back to bed We're gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in Gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in Gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in Gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in Okay Front, back, side to side I'm no wakin' up at three o'clock, four or five Anybody does – then they fall in crap So everybody just take a nap We're gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in Gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in Gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in Gonna sleep in, gonna sleep in Okay