Shotgun

Lyrics

[Intro] Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Apparently I talk really funny (You say your r's funny!) We talk like Dan Rather is supposed to talk People that do news get trained to speak like we do Mid-Westerners talk correctly Yo, ahem [Verse 1] I was born on July 47th Always had a passion for the demons, the hellions And the weapons, I'm telling you any second I'ma burst the metal barricade Take a Jägerbomb and I'll rehearse the Devil's serenade Pinto, calm and guilty of petty murder Smoked out, sloppy and grilling a veggie burger You drilling the head berserker? Man, I'm 10"2', I got a pack of Marijuana flavored Big League Chew, and I've been bitter at the world Since they cancelled Seinfeld Leash up the mic with my damsel spike [?] I got [?], so I can hump her Put your hands up if your friends talk shit on each other (Motherfucker!!) She fell from it quick, her heart's broke Liked it how when Neville was telling her dick and fart jokes I wanna make the sweat boil in your palms I live at hotels like I'm Royal Tenenbaum I'm losing nothing, I'm spinning, I chew 'em up With the rhythm, the illest rapper that's with 'em Man, who the fuck are you kidding? I'm bruising up and I'm splintering Your state of mind, now who's crew cut Rules in '89? (Mine!) [Hook] I got a shotgun pointing at the radio I swear to God I'm bout to pull it back and make it blow I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling Mac Lethal is brilliant (brilliant!!) I got a shotgun pointing at the radio I swear to God I'm bout to pull it back and make it blow I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling Mac Lethal is... [Verse 2] And no, Fox News is not CBS It's all a bunch of blue-eyed not CBS And yes (yes), I come from Kansas City, but no (no) My friends don't have sex with the relatives I lived in Raytown, wind down in Overland Park Where all the women got teeth that are glow in the dark And all the streets are patrolled by remote-control creepy Gorillas I be dressing like I'm Ichi the Killer I chase Scallywags like a pimp from Compton With a hoodie and a crush on 6 from Blossom Lethal in your town, people hit the ground These goddamn rappers probably tinkle sitting down My signal spins around 'til my Rap City kicks you I tragically rip through and stick another catheter in you I rip 'em with the ravenous grin too, with rhythm in my hips Like I was Ravishing Rick Rude Rappers have misused the rules of the rhythm Such a silly ass fool, this decision I'm [?] And I am not ashamed I have Vanilla Ice's first album Everybody listen and dig to it [Hook] I got a shotgun pointing at the radio I swear to God I'm bout to pull it back and make it blow I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling Mac Lethal is brilliant (brilliant!!) I got a shotgun pointing at the radio I swear to God I'm bout to pull it back and make it blow I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling I'm bout to get brilliant! [Outro] DJ Platinum, pull that trigger