Santa Raps SO Fast!!!

Lyrics

[Intro] Ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas Biotch Girl, you got that reindeer booty Uh [Verse] I'm coming down the chimney like I'm Santa with an AK47 If you're naughty then I'm taking all your presents It's December the 25th and if you're building in the way you should I'm giving a couple gifts to all the children in your neighborhood Unless you know somebody that's a rotten fucker Then you better just believe that I'ma show at Christmas Eve And then I'm gonna give their mom a muffler As a stocking stuffer Damn it, kid, I'm standing with an AK47 in the middle of the city Where the criminals are gritty and they're tough Gotta entreprise a little bit and own a company 'Cause slaving for the man and making pennies ain't enough It's Christmas but fuck your wish list, 'cause you're already gifted So give yourself independence and start your own business Gotta hustle with a vengeance here is some motivation You may need and it's too damn true Lil Wayne is only 5'5, motherfucker If he can be successful then you can too You know I'm high up on the trees like an angel I be rippin' to the rhythm of the sleigh bells I don't care about a person saying they're a Rap God 'Cause when you're underground you gotta face hell Just what I enjoy, little drummer boy Barum-ba-bum-bum, man, it is such a joy When I'm going dumb-da-dumb, I shoot a missile and destroy Finding the work and finding a purpose like a kid that's unemployed Man, I'm drunk Santa Clause I just drank a fifth Getting crazier than Jaden Smith So you can tell The Grinch I put some mistletoe above my ass And now he knows where to place his lips Check it out, I'm vaping marijuana 'cause it centers me Is giving me the energy to rip the beat up vividly And even when I'm 63 and when the air is so polluted That it makes you sick to breathe I'll prolly be a sick MC The sickest in the history of anything I went to war with fifty kings And ate the planet Saturn in a single bite and sniffed the rings You gotta take some shrooms and try to smoke dimethyltryptamine To see a vision this incredible the devil in your dreams I'm bigger than the universe, I'm infinite like human thirst For water and like water from the glaciers I consume the Earth They call me Lethal Clause and I'm the fastest in the world I got your grandpa some golf clubs, your grandma some pearls Baby now you know I got the rhymin' stamina Kill you while you shittin' like you Tywin Lannister I don't wanna have to go and damage your entire face Peace, I'm out back up the fire place [Outro] Oh New world record Babe, I did it Hahahaha Merry Christmas Give me some milk and cookies