Insane Rap Challenges Vol. 2

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Rapping Faster Than Helicopter Blades] Listen to the rhythm of the helicopter spinnin' When the instrumentals hit into the mic and I be grinnin' [????] [Verse 2: Rapping With Pop Rocks In My Mouth] Rappin' with a pop rock candy in my mouth Give it hater [???], damnit I'm about This style, lyricism making you smile You give a single inch to me, im'ma make it a mile Oh my God, this is so, goddamn sour It's making me sweat, I need to take a shower Damn, baby I'm the man Even with pop rocks in my mouth I sound better than Little Xan [Verse 3: Rapping Like Takashi 6ix 9ine as a Waiter at Olive Garden] Welcome to Olive Garden, I'm your waiter Tekashi 6ix 9ine, you're a hater Pop pop, mothafucka, it's your death wish Do you want some salad and some bread sticks? [Verse 4: Rapping Like J.R. Smith] Steph Curry, people say ya'll swiffy You ain't got shit on me, I'm J.R. Smith Oh shit, I got the rebound, the Warriors are dead! We won day one, motherfucker! We were ahead! ...WE WERE TIED?! [Verse 5: Rapping in Russian] (Unable to translate) [Verse 6: Rapping like Alex Jones] Hey folks, it's me Alex Jones, and we got a Jam Barack Obama, Donald Trump are both holograms And there's that Globalist, his name is Tom Cruise Well he's got an alien cock that's bright blue [Verse 7: Rapping like a Drunk Pilot] I'm a drunk pilot, rapping to the beat Attention, uh, we hit 30,000 feet I took my hand off the wheel and got real I guess I'm gonna make me a cocktail--- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHIT! WE'RE DYING! [Verse 8: Rapping About Dollar Shave Club] I wanna tell you about a product I'm trying They make me so confident, handsome and pretty bro Dollar Shave Club brought you this video I look good when I crush this beat Because I shave, shower, groom, and brush my teeth With the products, from the DSC Dollar Shave Club baby, you can refresh me I mean they got these new products, full of great wonder They got the body cleanser, and the shave butter But the One Wipe Charlies are my favorite The quality is amazing, just like their razors They're giving away their Daily Essential Starter Set To new members for five bucks, have you got it yet? The Starter Set, features free trial size, versions of the products So you can stylize, yourself with the sexiest flavor You're even gonna get one Executive Razor With the cassette cartridges, just what you want And replacement cartridges are just a few bucks a month So listen to me people, go to dollarshaveclub.com/maclethal And you can get the 5 dollar offer And you can make your skin, style, skin and grooming softer [Verse 9: Rapping with No Vowels] My wry lynx, flyby, sly gypsy Fry dry cysts, lynch my pygmy Spy? Myth. Shy glyphs Sky hymns, pry my crypt [Verse 10: Rapping a Verse with the 3 Longest Words] Electroencephalographically I flow bitch With that pseudo-pseudohypoparathyroidism And you know this I'm on that Pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcano-coniosis GUCCI! [Verse 11: Rapping Through a Speech Jammer] Okay, I'm about to rap through a speech jammer- Oh shit, that sounds fucking weir- Hello? Hello, I uh- Here we go, I'm gonna try to rap I can hear the beat Man I swear to God I'm on acid or something I took a whole sheet This sounds so weird, uuuuhhhh- Am I hearing voices? Hello? Woah I'm on a speech jammer when I, uh, flow I don't even know, if I'm on the beat or if I'm not I felt like I ate pot And I mean ALL the pot I mean a pot of every single crumb of pot, and I ATE it And now I'm entering the Matrix [Verse 12: Freestyle Rapping From a Random Word Generator] Like this, uh, Mac is so responsible You are my kids, and I will chop your skull A lot of rappers are my property It's a bureaucracy, you are not emcees Um, what you wanna do here? Pay the admission, get a few beers Okay, Mac Lethal gonna paint the graph You're not in my league bitch, I gotta laugh A lot of rappers are bugs Heterosexual, acting like thugs I dunno, I think they all act darling I'm like a motherfucking tiger, I am snarling Uh, I put a rapper in the water I am helping him, I'm a dad he's my daughter Uh, I'm gonna save this file I'm demolishing this motherfucking style I'm locating, on the map You're a basket case, I will clap Mac Lethal got imagination Total, motherfucking devastation Listen. That says feat! What I accomplish, you know I bring the heat You know I