Don’t Piss Me Off

Lyrics

[Intro: Mac Lethal] Fuck a major record label, stab the CEO's hand to the table Fuck a major record label, stab the A&R's hand to the table Fuck a major record label, stab the CEO's hand to the table Fuck a major record label, stab the A&R's hand, go! [Pre-Chorus: Chamillionaire, Mac Lethal] You see the truth is, I lose my cool quick Don't make me lose it, you'll see what lewd is You see the truth is, I'm not like you kid So don't be foolish, I just might prove it Just try not to piss me off [Chorus: Mac Lethal, Chamillionaire] You should tell them not to piss me off because I'll turn them into history y'all (Don't piss me off) So please don't piss me off, just please don't piss me off (Don't piss me off) You should tell them not to piss me off because I'll turn them into history y'all (Don't piss me off) So please don't piss me off, just please don't piss me off (Don't piss me off) Chamillionaire, go! [Verse 1: Chamillionaire] I was calm for a minute, yeah, I started off calm Till I saw a fake rapper with an Audemar on Then I realized with my seeing eyes, it was same man That done came in with the Audemar on Didn't really think that we would audit y'all, huh? 'Cause it seemed that you really got your balling on wrong Whole bunch of jewelers that I oughtta call on Just to show them that you're faker than Mardi Gras charm Can't stand y'all, I'm loving every thought of y'all gone I can read the future like it's written all on your palm One hand on my celly while I'm calling your mom Got your sis' strip teasing in a falling off thong Pick 'em up, take them with me in the car to your prom They know my money longer than a Ramadan song But I ain't trying to hit I'm just trying to hit your face on your car while you got your car alarm on (Uh) See how many rappers I can get to retire If you spit, I'm just hoping that you slip on saliva Turn a Coke can with a kickstand to a time bomb Give it to you then I disappear like McGyver There will be no survivors, there will be no reminders Got a cannon, but I bet you never seeing Mariah Give a second and I bet you're going to see 'em on fire When you see that, you gon' see that these other rappers is liars See my Mac is lethal, plus, Mac is lethal Turn you into macaroni when we blasting people See they're actors, they got me yelling "Action, people!" Dig 'em up, kill 'em again just like a action sequel Everybody sound the same, but it's just overkill Put a hole in your chest, see what your soul reveal Got a rusty Black and Decker, call it Woody Woodpecker Then I vroom in your heart, so you can know the drill [Pre-Chorus: Chamillionaire] You see the truth is, I lose my cool quick Don't make me lose it, you'll see what lewd is You see the truth is, I'm not like you kid So don't be foolish, I just might prove it [Chorus: Mac Lethal, Chamillionaire] You should tell them not to piss me off because I'll turn them into history y'all (Don't piss me off) So please don't piss me off, just please don't piss me off (Don't piss me off) You should tell them not to piss me off because I'll turn them into history y'all (Don't piss me off) So please don't piss me off, just please don't piss me off (Don't piss me off) [Verse 2: Mac Lethal] I was calm for a minute, but I started off angry And didn't kill everybody, thank me I'm the only human being in the fucking world that got rabies Digging up your garden, shitting in your daisies Woof, put some candy in my bowl I'm always trying to run away from animal control I'm a ghost, I'm a ghoul, I'm a demon, I'm a rogue I'm a screaming little toad, I'm a phantom with no soul Goddammit, I'll kill you and even if you kill me They're gonna think I let you like I'm Anderson Silva Man, fuck all the radio bullshit Fuck anything that's watered down like American pills Now Mac Lethal, man, what the fuck is wrong with him? Even Tech N9ne won't do a song with him If a rapper got a girl, man, she going to quit him I'll stretch him out until his epidermis don't fit him, ah I give fuck about a bitch being trill She give brain in the kitchen like Richie Aprile Drink wine in a warm red glass Spitting game to a dame with a fine little corn-fed ass Like Mike Tyson, I beat it up until she couldn't walk Told if she isn't trying to fornicate, she shouldn't talk Uh, I never spoil her I just tell her all the Breaking Bad spoilers, uh! Fuck all the mockery you're making Every single tooth, every bone, every fossil, I'm a-breaking Mac Lethal got the fucking soccer moms a-shaking Like they popping and they breaking saying, "As-salamu alaykum" Everybody sounds the same and it's just overkill In fact, most rap groups sound like Soul for Real If you don't want to get your soldiers killed You better throw your shield and head over hills Damn it, you know the drill! [Pre-Chorus: Chamillionaire] You see the truth is, I lose my cool quick Don't make me lose it, you'll see what lewd is You see the truth is, I'm not like you kid So don't be foolish, I just might prove it Just try not to piss me off [Chorus: Mac Lethal, Chamillionaire] You should tell them not to piss me off because I'll turn them into history y'all (Don't piss me off) So please don't piss me off, just please don't piss me off (Don't piss me off) You should tell them not to piss me off because I'll turn them into history y'all (Don't piss me off) So please don't piss me off, just please don't piss me off (Don't piss me off) [Outro: Mac Lethal] Hey, Chamillionaire Thanks for the verse, dude Keep killing it independently