A Rap Grammar Lesson... for Internet Trolls

Lyrics

[Intro] Danny Grooves, drop the motherfucking beat Probably shouldn't be doing this But it's 2017, and on behalf of all literate people We are sick of illiterate people giving us their fucking opinion Okay? [Verse] First of all Geoff, I hope you burn up in hell Here's a list of all the goddamn words you misspelled In the message that you sent me, for better comprehension I'm gonna break your message down, every single sentence You said I suck at raping, you owe me an apology I don't rape, Geoff, I rap, you forgot a 'P' After 'I just want to let you know' put a comma I may suck at raping but I'm good at fucking your momma Man sharpen up your English when you write You called me moth fucker, Geoff, think before you type I don't fuck bugs But I bet that you wish that Tom Brady would come and fuck you with the buttplugs You disrespecting my dad and said I like the cheese Well that's false too, let's discuss my salary For me, rapper's the greatest career I probably pay more in taxes than you make in a year But that's not the focus, you can't form a sentence With your idiotic, incorrect use of the ellipsis An ellipsis is three dots, not two dots A Greek term that signifies an unfinished thought Which is all you've got Idiots like you just tug away my heart With your improper usage of these punctuation marks Listen, if you want to write a paragraph or sentence You need to understand prepositions and tenses You shoulda said "If my daughter brought you home, I'd beat your Fucking face in with my .45 Desert Eagle." Instead you got the tense wrong and said Dessert Eagle I love desserts, Geoff, that's not a way to hurt Lethal You called me Dutch bag, shoulda called me douchebag Your parents spelled your name wrong, that's fucking too bad That's not Jeff, I think that says Geoff Drop to your motherfucking knees and suck a G, off G-E-O-F-F? What? Shoutout to the Jeffs with the J in the front And the E in the middle two F's in the back Go fuck yourself, my name is Mac, your shit is wack Yeah