A 26 Year Old Mom Wrote This About Her Boyfriend

Lyrics

[Intro] This song here was written by Calista For Danny Here we go, ey, yo, uh [Verse] Dear Danny, I'm so upset Will you ever change for me? I won't hold my breath If I need a hand, you won't even stretch All you do is say I nag and I bitch and I stress I guess I'm just a crazy-ass bitch in a dress If you're nice to me, it's just so you can get you some sex All you wanna do is get laid You wouldn't tell me to stop if you saw me holding a blade to my wrist I swear to God I don't exist Of the people that you love, I'm at the bottom of the list I'm 'bout to shut my mouth, you can talk to my fist Fallin' in love with you, it was such a risk to my health And to my kids and my family To my happiness and to my sanity To every single friend, every man I see You ain't never been a husband or a man to me I ask you to take me for some fries You tell me I got some chubby-ass thighs I ask you to take me out for some ice cream You say a skinny girl would be such a nice dream I ask you to take me for a burger You say I need a salad, inside it feels like murder You're a big Mac Lethal fan Hopefully, he raps this and you become a changed man I don't wanna leave, but I swear that I have to First, I got some questions that I gotta ask you What the hell did I do to make your heart bust? Why do you look at me with so much disgust? Why do you trample my goodwill and trust? Why did you cheat on me and why do you lust other women? You're selfish, it's true I guess you can't spell the word "us" without "U" I guess you can't spell the word "us" without "U" I guess you can't spell the word "us" without "U" Well, you can't spell the word "wedding" without "we" And you can't spell the word "home" without "me" And you can't spell the word "love" without "L-O" And you won't even look me in the eyes and say hello Can secretly hate me Well, guess what? Fuck you 'Cause these days I secretly love you You say I'm fat, you say that I'm chubby You say if you left me, I'd never find a new man to fuck me Well, I just wanna tell you with this song By the time you get home tonight, I'll be gone, mm-hm I just wanna tell you with this flow You can't spell the word "goodbye" without "go" If you want proof that I can resist ya You can spell the word "Danny" without "Calista" [Outro] So peace! Sorry Danny, I don't know what to tell ya' man!