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Did I ever tell you about the time I shared a bill with a group out of Philly that was supposed to kill The paper said the sound was a bit of everything I like But the band showed up and they got upset When the man with the money said he would not let A dozen of their friends in the door unless they paid him right That was the night I shared a bill with The Dreadlock Uncles Ooh, ooh, ooh, that set was a sorry sight And that was about the time that I said You know I can't sit through it I just can't do it if the band can't do it right Did I ever tell you about the time I shared the stage with a group out of Cleveland with a goofy name They offered me a button, but I knew that I would never wear it And they check check checked And they got upset When the man at the mixer said they could not get A little bit of kick in the monitor for drummer Derek That was the night I shared a stage with The Wool Cat Sweaters Ooh, ooh, ooh, that set was a sorry sight And that was about the time that I said You know I can't sit through it Y'all just blew it I just can't do it if the band can't do it right I just can't do it if the band can't do it right I just can't do it if the band can't do it right