Pinball Blonde

Lyrics

I believe I'd seen her Someplace cleaner With trace amounts of system in my speed She ran amok on Tuesday Just fine by Wednesday When she checked herself out of Walter Reed She would always laugh At my stupid autograph As she made it into feathers for her wing And she signed her checks With a sarcastic X And she doled them out like candy To the boys she thought were dandy And oh! Wow! She's my buddy, she's my pal And she's sleeping around on me Right! Hey! She always gets away With the apples of my only tree She says a piece of everything is hers for free I once gave her a kiss and even In spite of this I don't recall if we exchanged hellos She lacked a name, but She had a number that a Handful of pricks might know She was a smart girl But not a wise girl Having to be told to behave She often made such messes of her Best Christmas dresses Just to spite the little hands She made to weave her favorite brands and Oh! Wow! She's my buddy, she's my pal And she's sleeping around on me Right! Hey! She always gets away With the apples of my only tree Woah, woah Well I done my best to beat her Well, not physically beat her I guess I should say overcome her And don't you know That's all I'm tryin' to do Oh! Wow! She's my buddy, she's my pal And she's sleeping around on me Right! Hey! She always gets away With the apples of my only tree Oh! Wow! She's my buddy, she's my pal And she's locking her door on me Right! Hey! She always gets away With the apples of my only tree She says a piece of everything is hers for free