Butterscotch Revue

Lyrics

Yes, I'm the heir To the throne Of the king Of a place called Nowhere Land And it's aprettygood place tobe But if you're me, it's grand SoI think I'll find me a pretty girl And I'll hold her hand And settle down in Nowhere Land It's possibly the finest of the Nusquam Islands Located south of here and north of my eyelids, yes Can't you find it yet? We're recovering nicely from a budget crisis We slashed our prices and upped our vicеs, ooh What's all the hullabaloo? Pardon, darlin' I've got two tickets for thе Butterscotch Revue Do not be fooled by its modest facade It's got a full sized saltwater fishing pond And you can spend your Sunday strolling on the esplanade 'Cause I'm the heir To the throne Of the king Of a place called Nowhere Land And it's a pretty good place to be But if you're me, it's grand So I think I'll find me a pretty girl And I'll hold her hand And settle down in Nowhere Land Junior gets a funny hat to wear on occasion He's also entitled to some tax evasion, mama I'm he is me and so are we But honey, you're the ranking member of our local aristocracy 'Cause I'm the heir To the throne Of the king Of a place called Nowhere Land And it's a pretty good place to be But if you're me, it's grand So I think I'll find me a pretty girl And I'll hold her hand And we'll command The many peasants of Nowhere Land