If I Had a Boat

Lyrics

[Chorus] And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said, me upon my pony on my boat [Verse 1] Now if I were Roy Rogers I'd sure enough be single I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale Well, it'd just be me and Trigger We'd go riding through them movies Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail [Chorus] And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said, me upon my pony on my boat [Verse 2] Now the mystery masked man was smart He got himself a Tonto 'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free But Tonto he was smarter And one day said, "Kemosabe Kiss my ass, I bought a boat, I'm going out to sea" [Chorus] And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said, me upon my pony on my boat [Verse 3] And if I were like lightning I wouldn't need no sneakers Well, I'd come and go wherever I would please And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree And scare 'em by the light pole But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea [Chorus] And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said, me upon my pony on my boat I said, me upon my pony on my boat